Woman Says She’s “Clean” and a “Thoroughbred” So She Shouldn’t be Arrested

Woman Says She’s “Clean” and a “Thoroughbred” So She Shouldn’t be Arrested

Being A “Thoroughbred” Doesn’t Stop Woman From Getting Arrested

A woman tried to talk her way out of being arrested for drunk driving by claiming she was a “very clean” white girl and a “thoroughbred.”


From Bossip:

According to NYPost a white woman in South Carolina thought that she could Becky her way out of a DUI with her white privilege, but nah.

Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw (the whitest name ever) was pulled over by a Bluffton Police Department cop after running a stop sign. When asked if she had been drinking, she told the officer that she had 2 glasses of wine while celebrating her birthday.

Lauren Lizzy then went on to run down a list of reasons that she should be let go: she had perfect grades throughout all her years of school, she was a cheerleader and is a sorority sister. But that wasn’t all, she also proffered these reasons that she should be allowed to go free

“I’m a white, clean girl,” Cutshaw said, according to the report.

When the officers asked what exactly that meant, she replied, “You’re a cop, you should know what that means.”

You gotta laugh at the audacity of old girl. She wasn’t too slizzard to think that being a youngish, passably, attractive white woman should be enough to get out of trouble with the cops. You know she’s tried this before, and it’s likely worked. Unfortunately for her, she met the wrong cop that day. Can’t help chuckle at this one.


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