Monday Morning Blues? Have Some Sex

Turns out Monday is the toughest day of the week, and we all are really grumpy for it. From The Telegraph:

Most of us find the start of the week so demoralising that we can’t even bear to crack a smile until 11.16am.
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Half of us will be late for work today after struggling to get up after the weekend, according to researchers.
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And as we struggle to shake off the Monday blues we will only manage three and a half hours of productive work.
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People between the age 45 to 54-year-olds are likely to suffer the most and will moan for around 12 minutes.
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According to experts the hatred of Monday mornings is governed by deep-rooted tribal instincts.

Don’t worry however there is a cure for the Monday Morning Blues. Here are the top five:

1 Watching TV

2 Sex

3 On-line shopping

4 Buying chocolate or make-up

5 Planning a holiday.

So next Monday when you’re feeling bad, just tap your honey on the shoulder and tell them you are in need of some sexual healing to get your day started off right and to ease your Monday-induced depression. It’s medically necessary. 😉