Squirting Realistic Cock Review

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About The Squirting Realistic Cock


Doc Johnson has finally made a penis that is as close to the real thing as any dildo can be! With it’s thick, veined shaft the Squirting Realistic Cock completely lives up to its name. To complete the realistic image this dildo has a nub at the tip and has testicles that even move around.

That’s right; you can juggle the balls. Still, the most exciting feature of our Squirting Realistic Cock is the fact that it can ejaculate. Simply inject whatever body-safe substance you wish into the included pump and squirt away. The bottom is also suctioned for hands-free fun.

Design & Features

Doc Johnson’s Squirting Realistic Cock is 7.50 inches in length of which 5.80 inches of that is insertable. The dildo lives up to its realistic name as it has a well-formed head, veiny skin and large balls that you can juggle, or bounce on if you’re using the dildo for some hands-free action.

This cock is pretty girthy at 1.60 inches round and catches some off guard if using anally. It’s not too wide where it’s a major problem, but if you’re new to anal, it is likely something you will have to work up to.

It’s also Made in the USA, which is always nice. The squirting mechanism is pretty straightforward in how it works: you fill the tube located inside the cock with whatever body-safe substance you want to use. When you’re ready for it to ejaculate, press down on the pump, and VOILA you have an ejaculating cock.

One common complaint is that, when using the dildo anally or vaginally, the tubing can stick through. This is something to look out for as you don’t want to scratch your insides while using the dildo.


Squirting Realistic Cock


Materials & Texture

The Squirting Realistic Cock has a very realistic feel to match its realistic look. It’s made of a life-like PVC material and is phthalates free. Like many PVC toys, it can have a bit of a “new car” smell when taken right out of the box.

While the texture, with the added veins, feels very realistic the material is porous. If you’re sharing the toy, you need to use a condom.

Performance & Use

The Squirting Realistic Cock is a suction cup dildo that’s best used for vaginally though it can work as an anal dildo and a strapon dildo as well. The suction cup aspect of it means you can stick it to any surface and use it hands-free. It is perfect for riding solo or using with a partner since you don’t have to hold it in place to use it.

The suction cup, as well as the balls, act as stoppers when using the dildo anally. While it is a bit cumbersome and unwieldy when using as a strapon, with the right harness, many have reported success using the Realistic Cock this way.

The major complaint with using it as a strap-on dildo. It is a bit soft so, it’s not as stiff as one would like a strapon dildo to be. The squirting mechanism works well, though there are complaints of it getting clogged or breaking with frequent use.

The one major issue with the squirting aspect of this realistic dildo is that it does take time to set up, so that takes away from the spontaneity of things.

The best bet is to mix and add whatever substance you are going to use for the cum, at least 15 to 30 minutes before you plan to use it, so you can go right into your play time without fumbling with the cock.

Care & Maintenance

Clean up is quite involved with this toy. First of all this Squirting Cock is porous, so you are going to want to clean it thoroughly with soap and water, use a toy cleaner for disinfecting and lay it out to air dry.

Also, because of its porous nature, you will want to pack it away by itself from your other toys so as not to potentially mix any lingering bacteria with form this dildo with the rest of your toy collection.

The other big clean up with this dildo is the tubing.

You have to get in there and clean it thoroughly because you don’t want any lingering bacteria around from whatever substance you used to make the cum.

Be sure to completely clean out the reservoir where you fill the toy and run soapy water through the tubing that’s inside the dildo as well. Not taking the time to do this properly can potentially make you sick later.

Final Thoughts

If you’re looking to spice up your sex life then the Squirting Realistic Cock‘s twist on the standard dildo will more than do the job.

The novelty of the toy is what makes it worth the purchase, but the issues of design, set-up, cleaning and its porous nature are more than enough reasons to pass on it as well.

Ultimately, decide if the positives of the Squirting Realistic Cock outweigh the negatives before making your purchase.

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Squirting Realistic Cock Pros


  • It squirts
  • Realistic look and feel
  • Great for couples

Squirting Realistic Cock Cons


  • Takes time to set up
  • Clean-up takes awhile
  • Some minor, but annoying design flaws
  • Porous

Customer Reviews


Fred
Rating: [s3r star=5/5]
Very satisfied with this dildo
Like many commenters, I did find the width to be a little more than I was expecting (even having read the reviews). I suppose with time I will adjust and enjoy this more for anal pleasure.

However, I did quite enjoy performing oral sex on this and, while the squirting isn’t perfect, the first time I shot a load (I used my own cum) in my mouth it was quite a thrill! One downside to oral is there is a pretty strong latex odor/taste, which is mildly off putting (though does make the cum taste that much better).

There is no question that when the dildo is anchored and you put downward pressure on the tip, the plastic tube does stick out. This didn’t bother me too much for oral but was a little mor challenging for anal (especially during insertion – once it was in, I didn’t notice it).

The prep of filling the reservoir with cum and attaching it to the tube is kind of a pain as is the cleanup afterward which does add some time to the overall process. All in all, I definitely believe I got my money’s worth and look forward to many more sessions with this cock.


Anonymous
Rating: [s3r star=3/5]
For male anal play
Pros: .Realistic texture/feel .Useful suction cup Cons: .Too big .Squirting is a complete failure. Inner tube at tip of dong sticks out when in use and scratched me.

Plus the container that holds the fluid hardly pushes it through Overall id give this one a miss as the idea is nice but in reality it doesn’t work and stick with a simple dong.

Also if your the patient type and not into working this one up your ass then id defiantly skip it as its pretty big.


Anonymous
Rating: [s3r star=4/5]
Great, but has issues
I just got this item and I really loved it when it first came out of the box. I do not recommend using the milk, egg white and sugar as the pH does not mix well for females. Also the tub and the container that holds the “cum” is way too small.

The tube is too short and the tip that the “cum” comes out of is way too skinny for the recipe that I was told to use (flour, yogurt, and water). The small clumps in the flour got plugged in the tube…when i went to take the top off of the container the only way to get it off was to pry it off, which ended up damaging the tip.

I need a replacement container but have NO clue as to where to get one. really wish that there was somewhere to buy a replacement. I ended up attaching a syringe to the tube, but it doesn’t fit well and therefore leaked all over the place creating quite a mess. If anyone knows of where to get a replacement container I would love to know. Other than that, the size is perfect!


Janice Jones
Rating: [s3r star=1/5]
No it was not worth the price paid. It is too large and no where near as life like in feel as said. It does look real and to the touch it is not bad but once inserted that is where the similarity stops.


Deep Throat
Rating: [s3r star=5/5]

Great customer service; received product quickly and without any hassle. Very realistic looking and the movable balls are a great feature. Love servicing it and feeling it squirt warm cum (yogurt) down my throat. Also feels great up my ass! Although the cord could be longer, well worth the price.

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