F-Machine Pro 110V Sex Machine Review

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About the F-Machine Pro 110V Sex Machine

When you aren’t looking for a quick pick-me-up, but you need the real thing, you need to look past dildos and vibrators and look towards sex machines.

If you are looking for a new adventure, you may as well look ahead and test out the F-Machine 110V Sex Machine. It has the stamina of a restless lover and is guaranteed to give you the ride of your life.

Design & Features

The F-Machine weighs 25 pounds and is 21 inches wide making it practically a lightweight in its category. It offers multiple speeds and is also extremely silent while operating. Powered by a 60 watt 24v hi torque industrial strength motor, this baby can get up to 240 rpm.

Thanks to the adjustable front and rear legs, the machine can easily be folded and unfolded into different positions to suit many tastes and new adventurous positions. The legs can also be adjusted in height, to achieve a large number of different thrust angles. The thrust length can be adjusted to anywhere between 1 and 6 inches.

F-Machine 110V Sex Machine

Materials & Texture

The entire F-Machine has been cast in only the premium quality alloy parts. This goes for the machine, as well as the remote control, used to operate the speed and thrust functions.

It is compatible with most dildos, and the rugged thrust rod can also be re-adjusted to suit different lengths.

It doesn’t take up a lot of space and it isn’t too hard to set up. Cloud 9 Novelties has intended it to be the most advanced piece of machinery meant for easy and straightforward use at home.

Performance & Use

Aside from having to slip the dildo on to the thrust rod, there isn’t much more to getting the F-Machine set up. The remote control can be used to switch between different thrust and speed patterns. The machine thrusts in smooth, continuous strokes to ensure maximum immersion.

Do note that the machine should not be used while under the influence. Pregnant users should also be discouraged from using it. The speed controls on the remote are straightforward and easy to understand and to prevent any rough starts, it features a slow start control, which starts at the minimum thrust strength and speed.

Care & Maintenance

Taking care of the F-Machine is a breeze. It goes without saying that it shouldn’t be exposed to any liquid spills or water, as that may damage the electronic components beyond repair. The only thing you really need to take care of is the dildo you will be using. Unfortunately, none are included with the machine itself, but you will find that any Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo will do the trick.

Final Thoughts

If you’ve never tried a machine of this kind before, than I highly reommend you buy this one. You are going to find a lot of machines in this range, but not many have been crafted with such care. If you don’t have any dildos to use with the machine, you may want to consider getting one first.

F-Machine Pro 110V Pros

  • The machine of your dreams curves to many angles and heights
  • Take control of mind-blowing speeds and thrust patterns with the remote control
  • Durable build and a lightweight design to make it easy to set up
  • Silent performance, despite the strong motor
  • Compatible with any Vac-U-Lock dildo

F-Machine Pro 110V Cons

  • Doesn’t come with any attachments or dildos
  • There are no thrust depths past 6 inches
  • Getting the hang of the adjustable angles and lengths may take some time

F-Machine Pro 110V Video

Customer Reviews

Rating: [s3r star=5/5]
As others have mentioned if this is sat on a hard floor is does make a bit of noise but it can easily be covered with with the sound of a fan. Haven’t had any issues with it sliding around and it’s nearly silent- I have roommates with paper thin walls and this was definitely a concern haha. I’ve tried other similar products and honestly this is well worth the money. Packaging is discrete and sturdy.

Genesis Loveless
Rating: [s3r star=3/5]
I think I got a defect
This was easy to assemble and surprisingly quiet. However, my thrusting depth adjuster would not work. My room mate and I screwed around with it (pardon the pun) for hours. We tried using the tools provided, I watched Youtube videos, read the directions, did everything EXACTLY like how it showed and it felt like it was welded in there.

All I could adjust was the speed and the length of the thruster stick, which is not where the actual DEPTH comes from. So it was stuck on what could have been barely poking me or completely and painfully impaling me.

Also, use A LOT OF LUBE and make sure this thing is anchored down more. If you aren’t overly lubricated, the harder friction will cause the machine to push back into itself and move around, making it frustrating and having to re-position again.

I really did like it though. I’m mad I had to send it back but I think I received a defect product. Also, this is not tall enough for bed use unless you sat it on the bed. The angle adjustments were great and it was really easy to operate. I would have given mine a 5 star but I think I received a defect. Luckily, the return was a painfree process.

Rating: [s3r star=5/5]
Best sex toy EVER!
Works wonders, very quiet. The faster it goes, the more it tends to move around.

I recommend tie downs to anchor it a table or putting it against a head board on the bed with a pillow behind it. I was skeptical about paying so much for sex toy but WOW.

So glad I did.

Rating: [s3r star=3/5]
Good, not great. below average craftsmanship
I purchased this because my first choose was sold out. Also, this is the second machine of this type I have purchased so I have something to compare it to. The design is nice, it’s very easy to setup and use. (In about 2 minutes, once initially constructed, it can up an running). You do need to use something to weigh it down (sand bags, or some coins loaded in a sock work well) or it will move/walk and you have to constantly reposition it, though this is common with all machines.

There are some negatives compared to the other machine I have owned I want to address first. The plastic knob on the remote popped off almost immediately, and although they give you a allen wrench to tighten the screw i have never been able to get it back on, so i only have the metal post to use for adjustments with works just fine.

Second is a delay from the time you set the speed till the time the motor engages which can be a real surprise since without the plastic knob you have no idea what speed the motor will start at. My other machine didn’t do this and i prefer that machine. Third, if you don’t occasionally tighten the rod attachment screw, it come loose and disengage, which happened recently and really disrupts the moment if you know what i mean.

The cable that connects the control unit to the engine is also very thin and I worry it could be pulled out accidentally.

UPDATE 2/2/2017

After only 6 months of use, maybe 30 uses and the motor is dead. Very disappointed. Because of this I’m adjusting my recommondation to search other machines first. For the price you should get a longer life from the mchine.

Rating: [s3r star=3/5]
Three Stars
Worked good little noises but good

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