I’ve got a dildo problem. They’re overflowing from boxes under my bed, bursting forth from my closet, and it seems nearly every knock on the door brings another vibrating baby to my toy-laden arms*. But the Vanity Vr16 — this one I was actually anticipating, anxiously awaiting its arrival to my agglomeration. I’m familiar with its Vr kin, and they are good.
Or, at least I’m very familiar with the Vr 4.5, my hands-down favorite vibrator of all time. I wasn’t sure if the new kid on the block would be able to live up to its predecessor, which I find sheer masturbatory perfection, but had high hopes considering its lineage. So, to the brass tacks: it has a vibrating shaft that I can only describe as “wiggly”. Controlled by a button at the base, it can be made all jiggly from low to, well, still sorta low speeds. It’s topped by a bunny controlled by the other button, which ranges from light fluttering to hella vigorous, resounding vibrations. It’s best illustrated in living color, below.
Uhhh, yeah. It’s completely charged within three hours, lasts for days and even weeks on this charge (though it may not be operating at 100% after a span of time, it’s still plenty kickin’). It’s waterproof, feels satiny smooth, and is pretty quiet, especially if you don’t amp up the bunny all the way.
When first slipping that shaft inside me, I got it to wiggling and, to be honest, even at its highest setting didn’t feel all too much going on in there. But then — holy cow — when coupled with the bunny, everything became bolt-upright awakened. I guess my clitoris and g-spot have a high-five style partnership going on. I consider myself to be pretty accustomed to the most intense of clit vibing, but basically couldn’t even stand to have the bunny at full speed. There was no need. Now, I’m not sure if it was actually the wiggling of the shaft that brought all this to (such a) head, but all I know is these two elements working in concert were downright memorable.
Now, the lovely and admirable Vr16 does not come cheap. It retails for — eep! — $170. But if you want to splurge, or have a girl you want to be yours forever (or not, depending on what you’re trying to accomplish) this is most likely an awesome purchase. I can’t speak for every vagina, but I think the nicely sized shaft and the flexible, powerful bunny could make most any chick squeal with delight. I, for one, am very much looking forward to future squeals.
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