The Rundown: So Does Lil Wayne Have a Platinum D*ck?

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I think it’s a question that has to be asked: Does Weezy have a ten inch, platinum dick that he swings as if he’s jumping from Mt. Everest – because if he doesn’t – how else are we going to explain all these women so willing not to just open their legs for him but to pop out his bastard spawn as well?

I’m sorry but Wayne looks like a drug addicted, STD infected, tattooed poster child for why all women should never forget to take their birth control pills. Hell, in my opinion he should be the poster child for the abstinence/true love waits campaigns. I know if I saw is smiling grilled up grin looking at from my gynecologist’s office I might be real pressed to close the cookie jar for good…or at least awhile.

I just don’t get it.

Lil’ Wayne has the original Baby Momma, then some random Vietnamese chick and now (rumor has it) Lauren London. Seriously Lauren? You couldn’t find you a nice respectable rapper to get knocked up by? You had to go for the gargoyle looking Lil Wayne to be the potential father of your child? And if rumor holds true he ain’t even with you anymore and please let us not forget about Nivea who was auditioning to be Baby Mama #2 before the Asian chick beat her to the punch.

This is the point where I say olly-olly-oxen-free because I just give up trying to understand what the barely legible (and never sober) Wayne possesses to make these women fall so hard for his midget ass.

Hell, I guess some things only God can understand.

7 Comments
  1. Stop it! 8 years ago

    You hatin’, please stop.

  2. The78MsJ 8 years ago

    I completely agree with you right there, maybe its a case of he so ugly until he sexy. At one point he had some appeal to me then I starting listening to his lyrics and was completely turned off yet again. As Far as LL getting knocked up as long as it doesn’t stop her roles from coming in then she good but, being young and foolish is not a good look, everyone makes mistakes but damn to be the 3rd baby momma though does no one realize that their is a morning after pill, and birth control at your disposal ain’t nobody that hot and bothered where they can’t get some birth control. As a woman you don’t get pregnant unless you want too, period!


    A-Effing-Men!

  3. Jerzey Chick 8 years ago

    I totally agree. I don’t care what you got hanging betwen your legs. All the women he has had in the spotlight, and now you pop up pregnant? Like you need some shine or something. And you are a drug addict. That’s the real deal breaker right there. There’s no going back after that one. And after all the types of women he’s been with, and who knows how many more, why put your name at the bottom of the baby momma list? How sad….She could have done much better.

  4. Nikki 7 years ago

    yall are soo fukn dumb. lil wayne is sexii as hell. yall jus mad yall aint as fine as him n yall aint gt moneyy lyk him. n yall honestly aint neva heard alot of his music. its soo easy to tlk shit bout others instead of focusing on yur own issues. maybe yall are ugly as hell n yall kno he wuld neva evn take a second look at yall so yall tlkn shit bout him. y dnt yall gt a fukn life.

  5. ms. kitty 7 years ago

    lil wayne is fine as hell fucking sexy yall r so fucking stupid ive met him twice at concerts and im from new orleands…… it aint about him being sexi tho he lyrics mean something to me i can relate ive been shot beat up my men i was w lost my daughter to a bullet been in jail and prision….. i thought my life was over but i listen to him he gave me the strength and inspiration to keep moving on…. that you weezy i love you for that…… i get pissed i listen to u and im cool…;… so u people who r on here talking bout he a drug addict tattoed poster child fuck you….. he got money stop hating….. yall jus j ealous…… u dnt like em dnt listen to him…. u wish u were like him in every way so shut the fuck up muthafuckers… peace….. young money nigga

  6. ms. kitty 7 years ago

    yall stupid bitches wish u were pregnant by him so shut the hell up

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