{"id":23614,"date":"2011-05-09T15:08:31","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T20:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abigbuttandasmile.com\/?p=23614"},"modified":"2019-08-03T22:28:08","modified_gmt":"2019-08-04T03:28:08","slug":"if-she-keys-your-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/if-she-keys-your-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry Fellas, If She Keys Your Car, It&#8217;s All Your Fault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-37131\" src=\"http:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/11\/2011\/05\/Key-Car-SWTS.png\" alt=\"keys your car\" width=\"860\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/51\/2011\/05\/Key-Car-SWTS.png 860w, https:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/51\/2011\/05\/Key-Car-SWTS-300x230.png 300w, https:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/51\/2011\/05\/Key-Car-SWTS-768x589.png 768w, https:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/51\/2011\/05\/Key-Car-SWTS-672x516.png 672w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/p>\n<h1>She Keys Your Car? You Deserved It<\/h1>\n<p>I have a real problem with black men who don&#8217;t take <a href=\"http:\/\/www.singleblackmale.org\/2011\/05\/09\/she-just-wasnt-good-enough\/\">responsibility for their actions<\/a>, or at the very least take responsibility for the possible ramifications of their actions. Case in point, some men beleive that they can string a woman along emotionally and physically for months and not suffer any repressions. However, if in her emotional distress, she keys his car than it is not his fault, she was just a crazy bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Wrong.<\/p>\n<p>It is all your fault.<\/p>\n<p>For reasons that still boggle my mind grown black men (those over 25) still seem to believe that &#8220;cut buddy&#8221; relationships are a viable coupling option that comes with little ramifications. And this might be true if many of these &#8220;relationships&#8221; men were having actually were cut buddy in nature to begin with; but they are not. They are <a href=\"http:\/\/tsjohnsononline.com\/sexwithts\/pseudo-relationship\/\">pseudo-relationships<\/a> where men treat the woman in question like she&#8217;s his girlfriend, but reserves the right to bounce at any moment with no explanation and no consequences.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause see a true cut buddy relationship has hard and fast rules. There is no spending the night. There is no quality time together. There&#8217;s more moaning than talking, and to be perfectly honest there&#8217;s no sharing each other&#8217;s life histories, dreams, and desires. Heck, the only reason why I&#8217;m calling you is to see when you&#8217;re coming over. I don&#8217;t see you more than twice a week, and more than likely, the relationship will have run it&#8217;s course in three months or so.<\/p>\n<p>Now If you are spending a significant amount of non-sex time with a chick for a period lasting longer than three months I GUARANTEE she&#8217;s not thinking this is just a casual, cut buddy relationship. And you as a man know this, but don&#8217;t want to stop dealing with her &#8217;cause she&#8217;s a nice placeholder until you find someone you really want to be with. And spare me the whole &#8220;Well I told her at the beginning of us dealing that I wasn&#8217;t looking for a relationship <strong>right now<\/strong>&#8221; justification. I call bullshit. Not only is that a vague thing to say (not right now&#8230;so maybe later?), one conversation at the beginning of a relationship does not then govern the entire relationship from then on out. If you&#8217;re playing house with someone don&#8217;t get surprised if after awhile she wants the title to go along with it.<\/p>\n<p>It could be argued, and rightly so, a woman should ask where she stands or leave a relationship that isn&#8217;t fulfilling to her. And up to a point, I agree with that. But hope springs eternal, and mixed messages are a bitch, so many times people (male and female) cling to the tiniest bit of hope that this more than what it appears to be. And at this moment is when your Decent Human Being Meter should kick in or at the very least I Love My Car and Don&#8217;t Want It Keyed Meter should kick in. The reality is if you keeping playing with a person and their emotions KNOWING they want something more than you&#8217;re offering then you get what you deserve. Period.<\/p>\n<p>I have NEVER dealt with a man past the point where I realized he wanted more than I was willing to offer. No matter how good the sex was, no matter how cool he was, I ended things. It didn&#8217;t matter whether he explicitly told me he wanted a relationship, or i picked up on it through the <em>myriad of non-verbal clues<\/em> he was ending my way, I ended it. Why? &#8220;Cause I&#8217;m a decent human being and I&#8217;m all about self-preservation. The possible ramifications of continuing to string this dude along weren&#8217;t worth it to me. Plus it&#8217;s just cruel to play with folk emotions like that. And any man who considers himself a &#8220;good guy&#8221; or just doesn&#8217;t want his shit fucked up should do the same. Anything less and you&#8217;re just a bitch; and ultimately deserves whatever drama comes your way, keyed car and all.<\/p>\n<p>So let it be written, so let it be done.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px;cursor: pointer\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She Keys Your Car? You Deserved It I have a real problem with black men who don&#8217;t take responsibility for their actions, or at the very least take responsibility for the possible ramifications of their actions. Case in point, some men beleive that they can string a woman along emotionally and physically for months and not suffer any repressions. 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