T-Pain and His Big Ass Chain is a Big Ass Problem


It’s his money. And he can do with it as he pleases.

But what fool spends $410,000 on a 10lb, Big Ass Chain in the middle of a recession?

And what fool then acts surprised when he catches a hella flack from his fans for such a dumb ass decision?

And his dumb ass response to his dumb ass purchase is as follows:

..Let’s celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife in a $6 million house with 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account. I don’t do dumb sh*t like this till I know the fams good. so don’t judge me from what I buy. Judge me from what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family.

Newsflash T-pain: Who the hell cares that you take care of your family. That’s what the fuck you’re supposed to do. And if everyone is so fucking straight…did it ever occur to you to donate that $410,000 to some kids who’s parents didn’t have the foresight to make their career off of shitty autotune music?

You could donate that same money to one of the many food banks that is running out of supplies because of the huge demand. You could pay for some deserving bright poor kids to attend University. You could help some of these folks who’ve lost their jobs stay in their homes. You could do any number of things other than increase your carbon footprint with too many damn cars and buy ugly as jewelry that you don’t have the neck muscles to hold up.

Seriously dude…what the fuck else are you doing besides making shitty music, taking care of your family and using up sapce?

  1. A 8 years ago

    And so she has spoken!! Good job!

  2. […] mutha-fucka made $15 million dollars last year and spent 410,000 dollars on a Big Ass Chain and is always bragging about how he “takes care of his kids.” Well guess what you […]

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