When Men Can’t Say No to the Pussy

Say No To Pussy

When The Pussy Make You Stupid

So the last few weeks have seen some major damage done to some very powerful men’s careers all ’cause of the pussy. The Pussy: that mystical place that lies between the legs of half the population that so many men are willing to leave their wives, fight and even kill for. As a possessor of one, I’m still at a lost at how men so willingly throw it all away for a piece of a rather plentiful commodity.

Well, the following men have truly been caught up ’cause of the pussy and my guess is the pain from their poor decision making is really just beginning:

Senator John Ensign

Now this fool was the 4th ranking Republican leader in the Senate and had to resign because it came out that he had a mistress. Not like that’s surprising, he does look like a used car salesman, but this fool was pegged as a future “party leader” and not all that’s in question.

Also, while he (currently) is slated to keep his Senate seat, his former mistress (aka former campaign aide) is PISSED that this came out and has lawyered up. This still has the potential to get real ugly.

Stay Tuned

Pastor Gary Lamb

Sigh.

Pastor Gry Lamb is was the charismatic pastor and founder of Revolution Church in Canton, Georgia. Recently he resigned from his church because he was having an affair with his assistant.

SMH.

It never ceases to amaze me how many “men of God” are so tempted by worldly things, but particularly tempted by fleshly desires. Now obviously Pastor’s aren’t perfect by any means, but you’d think with their calling from God and their commitment to their parsihoners they’d take extra precautions about these type of things.

Personally I don’t understand why a married minister would have a female assistant. You spend more times with your assistants then you do your spouse in most cases. That’s just asking for trouble. How many stories have we heard where the man was having an affair with his secretary, intern, assistant or campaign aide? When are men going to learn that this isn’t the way to go.

As Pastor Shaun King said, “Is getting some booty worth throwing it all away?”

Well, is it?

Governor Mark Sanford

This mutha-fucka here.

Who the hell flies all the way to Argentina for some Poon after telling his wife that he was hiking on an Appalachian trail?

Like seriously dude? Hiking? You didn’t think after day 2 she might become a little worried?

Not only that…it’s a recession. He should give up his governorship alone for taking money out of the economy. There was plenty of South Carolina Pussy that was available to be his mistress. He should have spent his hoin’ dollars right there in SC to stimulate the economy. Hell, with the 10% unemployment in South Carolina he would have been giving someone a job…talk about selfish and unpatriotic.

Seriously though. I wanna meet the women who has “Make-a-man-fly-to-Argentina-on-the-taxpayers-dime-and-tell-my-wife-I’m-going-hiking-and-expect-folk-to-believe-that-shit” Pussy.

I really wanna meet her.

Like one comedian said, she had Fisticuffs Pussy, not Make-a-Man-Fuck-Up-His-Life Pussy.

More power to chicky. She needs to give lessons.

Now Governor Sanford should be giving that resignation speech in 5…4…3…

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2 Comments
  1. Brandon St. Randy 10 years ago

    As a former resident of Georgia, I can attest that South Carolina does indeed have some quality pussy. It’s customary there to serve it with fried chicken, a biscuit, and some gravy. Delicious!


    You are a hot mess.

    You better get them gasoline drawers ready…

  2. Robyn 10 years ago

    Lol! I loved this piece. Your humor combined with research and intellect is pleasing and refreshing. But, I’m sure we both know this won’t be the last time we see some powerful guy ruin his career over pussy. It’s good stuff.

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