Meet Colin Farrell Penis

This shot is actually from a sex tape Colin Farrell made. Colin Farrell penis just isn’t a good look. It’s sad. And I’m sad that such a hot man has such an un-hot penis. I guess you can’t have everything.

Rumor has that he’s not too good at using it either. Farrell’s sex stock is apparently just a junk bond. Sigh.

This whole look is unflattering. And I must say the actors are not winning this penis pic thing. Not. At. All. So how did Colin Farrell‘s sex tape hit the web to begin with? Well, I will say it doesn’t appear to be one of those cases of leaking it to get attention:

Farrell, 37, briefly dated Narain, 39, in 2003, when she recorded a sex tape featuring the Saving Mr. Banks star. In 2006, the father of two sued after the 14-minute tape was released.

He goes on to talk about how the whole Experience royally sucked and was incredibly horrifying:

Farrell, 37, briefly dated Narain, 39, in 2003, when she recorded a sex tape featuring the Saving Mr. Banks star. In 2006, the father of two sued after the 14-minute tape was released.

Sounds like he had a bit of the Paris Hilton experience wth a former lover releasing a sex tape that was filmed when they were together. This is why I’m a big fan of no filming of anything. We can do any level of freaky you like, but no tapes. No. Tapes.

No one wants to explain to their mom (or god forbid) their kid why they are doing all matter of naughty things for the world to see. Unfortunately for Colin, once the tape is out there, even if you’re able to eventually get it off the web, all your bits are there for the world to see. Sorry.

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