So Lil’ Wayne has a new woman. She’d neither thick or a redbone, but she does have long hair. The most pressing question however: how long before she’s knocked up? Seriously. We know know he as a platinum penis and super sperm so it’s just a matter of time before this new lady delivers baby number five.
Okay, I’m not trying to be snarky, but Lil’ Wayne’s new chick looks old enough to be her momma. No matter how many times I look at the pic, I think she ain’t a day young than 42 and I’m being kind.
The two new lovebirds were spotted holding hands and canoodling on Miami Beach earlier today. She must be special ’cause I can remember the last he was photographed with a woman. I wonder if he bought that (Lois?) bag she’s carrying? Just a thought.